Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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