I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
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He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
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How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
We need a shit load of segways right now
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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