we're blogging at a bar
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
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The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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