Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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