White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS