Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
We have started to decorate penises.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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