Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
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You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
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Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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