party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
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Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
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I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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