Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
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all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
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Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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