if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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