dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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