who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
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I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
We have started to decorate penises.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
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Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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