in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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