# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
