This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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