I just pynch a tree in the face
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Randomize