You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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