in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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