love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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