Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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