his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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