How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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