The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
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Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
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I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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