so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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