That's intense
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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