Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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