I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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