is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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