We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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