So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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