I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
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Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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