Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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