i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
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I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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