I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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