Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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