He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
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I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
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Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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