ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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