I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Randomize
