Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
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I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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