Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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