Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
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She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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