It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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