How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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