I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Two words: nipple clamps
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