it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
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I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
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I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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