i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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