Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
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I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
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Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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