i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
soo... how was my night?
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