I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
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My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
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Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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