dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
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What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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