I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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