Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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