So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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