Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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