I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
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If i could tip my vagina, i would.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
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Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
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