Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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