i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
