So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
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So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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