At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Farmville is her only friend.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I think people are normalizing furries
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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